Weeee're Baaaack!

Did you miss us? We missed you! Yes, it's been a long, long time with no word from your beloved turtleneck.net, and for that we apologize. We've used the time to cobble together this pathetic new layout, and we hope it makes everyone's eyes stop burning.

But, as much as we'd love to stay and chat mindlessly all day, we are busy people with work to do. So let's get on over to the point.

A Call to Arms

Yes, once again the fearless turtleneck.net staff needs your help. Our bucket of fiction is bone-dry. Our fountain of verse tinkles no more. So get on the stick and send us some quality writing, or so help us we'll publish our OWN writing, and no one wants that! So how about you just hop right on over to our Submission Guidelines and follow the instructions there. NOW, MISTER!

Welcome back. Did you do what the nice man said on the submission page? Good. We look forward to rejecting your work and then passing it off as our own in the finest turtleneck.net tradition.